Lazy Rule: Can't reach it, don't need it.
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You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans.
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
I'm not lazy, I'm on power saving mode.
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking.
I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.
Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
What type of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats.
I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.
I'm super lazy today. It's like normal lazy but I'm wearing a cape.
I'm not lazy, I'm waiting for inspiration to hit me... should be here any time now.
I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.
My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can't sleep.
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