The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
What did the dog say after walking in the desert for hours? If I don't find a tree soon I'm gonna pee on myself. Anonymous
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree. Steven Alexander Wright
Back in my day there was so much toilet paper available that people used to string it up in trees to annoy people. Anonymous