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The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well.

What did the dog say after walking in the desert for hours? If I don't find a tree soon I'm gonna pee on myself.

Paper cut: A tree's final moment of revenge.

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper available that people used to string it up in trees to annoy people.

On February 2nd the palm tree checked, and it saw its shadow... six more weeks of sunshine.