You come from dust and you'll return to dust, so that's why I never dust. It could be someone I know.
When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed. Anonymous
Cleaning the house while your kids are still home is like shoveling while it's still snowing. Anonymous
My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room. Anonymous
I might get a job cleaning mirrors. It's definitely a job I can see myself doing. Anonymous
Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think "Wow, my house looks awesome!" Anonymous