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Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

What is the one machine at your local gym you should use to impress the ladies? The bank machine.

Your bank account can be overdrawn, but it can never be overfilled.

Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time.

I would've never imaged going into a bank wearing a mask and asking the teller for money.

I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.

Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.