I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning. Anonymous
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep. Anonymous
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry! Anonymous
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. Anonymous
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy. Frank Zappa
Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep. Anonymous