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Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

Finding a treasure is like working on algebra equations, all you have to do is find the X.

In Math class we learned more about algebra today, such as X+10=Y should I care?

A few days ago I lost my weapon of Math instruction... my trusty pocket calculator.

To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you.

Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.