Think of a number between 1 and 10. Multiply it by 9 and subtract 1. Now close your eyes. It's dark isn't it?

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Paul Fix

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Robert Bloch

Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

Finding a treasure is like working on algebra equations, all you have to do is find the X.

In Math class we learned more about algebra today, such as X+10=Y should I care?

A few days ago I lost my weapon of Math instruction... my trusty pocket calculator.

To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you.

Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.

I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking.

When you're thinking that I'm thinking of you, I'm thinking you're thinking of me.

I'm trying to think how I can think of what I want to think.

It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.

June Henderson

If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.

It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.

I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing.

Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.

There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.

I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.