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Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today.

In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.

Those who snore always fall asleep first.

People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out... I mean, don't they have thoughts?

Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet.

Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it's time to fall asleep.

He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.

Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry.

You can talk to yourself and you can answer yourself, but if feel the need to pardon yourself, that's when you know something's wrong.

I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.