I want to sleep but my brain won't stop talking to itself.
Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today.
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out... I mean, don't they have thoughts?
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet.
Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Paddy O'Dea
Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry.
You can talk to yourself and you can answer yourself, but if feel the need to pardon yourself, that's when you know something's wrong.
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day.
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
I'm trying to think how I can think of what I want to think.
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
Zoning out is your brain's way of saying "You look bored. Let me take you to a better place."
Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed and permanently set.
Don't wake me up! I'm studying.
Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep.
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
