Anonymous Quote

Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today.

Anonymous

In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.

Anonymous

Those who snore always fall asleep first.

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People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out... I mean, don't they have thoughts?

Anonymous

Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet.

Anonymous

Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry.

Anonymous

You can talk to yourself and you can answer yourself, but if feel the need to pardon yourself, that's when you know something's wrong.

Anonymous

I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.

Anonymous

Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day.

Anonymous

In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!

Anonymous

I'm trying to think how I can think of what I want to think.

Anonymous

I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

Anonymous

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

Anonymous

I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.

Frank Zappa

Zoning out is your brain's way of saying "You look bored. Let me take you to a better place."

Anonymous

Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed and permanently set.

Anonymous

Don't wake me up! I'm studying.

Anonymous

Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep.

Anonymous

Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.

Anonymous

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.

Anonymous