I am so broke, I can't even afford to fill up my bicycle.
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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!
Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories...
It's easy to stop smoking. I stopped smoking today with no problems. I also stopped yesterday too, and the day before that.
I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.
Newspaper ad: Hiring clowns, must be serious.
Two fleas are coming out of a bar when one asks the other 'Do we take a dog or do we walk home?'
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.
Due to current economic conditions the light
at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
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