Sigmund Freud Quote
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.
Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met. Anonymous
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way. Sam Levenson
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
My wife told me the other day that I don't take her to expensive places any more, so I took her to the gas station. Anonymous
Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer. Anonymous
I don't understand what's bothering you honey, I bring you coffee in bed every morning, all you have to do is grind it. Anonymous
My advice is to never listen to any advice, not even this one. Anonymous
Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry, they argue and disagree all the time, but they still can't live without each other. Anonymous
Tried going out with my girlfriend but by the time she finished putting on her makeup the weekend was over. Anonymous
Marriage is like a hot bath, once you get used to it it's not so hot any more. Anonymous