I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
I love you so much I'd fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu... But a care bear, I'd definitely fight a care bear for you.
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
Never run away when you see a bear, unless you know you can beat some of the other runners.
Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand.
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.
Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night.
Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart.
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face!
After a while, I eventually fell in love and there was nobody to pick me up.
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
For this New Year's day, weather forecasters are warning of an incoming storm of hugs and kisses all over the planet... we advise closing your umbrella and opening your heart.
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