Sleep Quotes

Dear sleep, I'm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

Anonymous

Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep.

Anonymous

Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.

Anonymous

I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

Anonymous

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

Anonymous

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!

Anonymous

You know what part I like about waking up early? None.. let me go back to sleep.

Anonymous

In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.

Anonymous

Sleeping is hard in the summer because the blankets are too warm, but without them I am vulnerable to monsters.

Anonymous

Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can't beat surfing the net.

Anonymous

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Dave Barry

They call it "fell asleep" but it should be more like "entered a mental state of regeneration."

Anonymous

Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.

William Charles Dement