Sleep Quotes

I want to sleep but my brain won't stop talking to itself.

People say "go big or go home" like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah I want to go home, and I'll have a nap when I get there.

You know what part I like about waking up early? None.. let me go back to sleep.

If people were meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters.

I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep.

I'm not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.

Legend says that when you can't sleep, it's because you're awake in someone's dream. So if everyone could stop dreaming about me, that would be great.

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?

Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it's time to fall asleep.

He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can't sleep.

I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again!