Dear sleep, I'm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!
Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep.
Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!
You know what part I like about waking up early? None.. let me go back to sleep.
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
Sleeping is hard in the summer because the blankets are too warm, but without them I am vulnerable to monsters.
Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can't beat surfing the net.
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
They call it "fell asleep" but it should be more like "entered a mental state of regeneration."
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
William Charles Dement
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