Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep.
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Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics.
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!
Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around.
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.'
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
Don't wake me up! I'm studying.
I know how to live my life to the fullest.. but let's speak later after I finish playing some computer games.
The only sure way to make a computer go faster is to throw it out the window.
Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.
Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.
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