In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
I'm off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.
I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again!
When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.
At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't get up.
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
You know what part I like about waking up early? None.. let me go back to sleep.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Don't wake me up! I'm studying.
I'm a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.
Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can't beat surfing the net.
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
Sleeping is hard in the summer because the blankets are too warm, but without them I am vulnerable to monsters.
Just because I'm awake doesn't mean I'm ready to do things.
Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep.
Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.
They call it "fell asleep" but it should be more like "entered a mental state of regeneration."
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
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