I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.
I want to sleep but my brain won't stop talking to itself.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Dear sleep, I'm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!
You know what part I like about waking up early? None.. let me go back to sleep.
Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.
Don't wake me up! I'm studying.
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
William Charles Dement
Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can't beat surfing the net.
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.
I'm a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.
My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can't sleep.
People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out... I mean, don't they have thoughts?
When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet.
Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep.
I already want to take a nap tomorrow.
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.
I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.
I can't sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.
I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.
Just because I'm awake doesn't mean I'm ready to do things.
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