Sleep Quotes

I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

Anonymous

I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.

Anonymous

Don't wake me up! I'm studying.

Anonymous

Just because I'm awake doesn't mean I'm ready to do things.

Anonymous

When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.

Anonymous

In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!

Anonymous

I'm not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

Anonymous

I can't sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.

Anonymous

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can't sleep.

Anonymous

I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.

Frank Zappa

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?

Anonymous

Legend says that when you can't sleep, it's because you're awake in someone's dream. So if everyone could stop dreaming about me, that would be great.

Anonymous

He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.

Paddy O'Dea

If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!

Anonymous

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

Anonymous

Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

Anonymous

I'm a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

Anonymous

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Anonymous