Sleep Quotes

Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet.

You know what part I like about waking up early? None.. let me go back to sleep.

Legend says that when you can't sleep, it's because you're awake in someone's dream. So if everyone could stop dreaming about me, that would be great.

At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't get up.

Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today.

How to do sit-ups: Lay down, hands behind your head. Wow, this is a good position for a nap. Maybe I'll just take a nap.

I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

People say "go big or go home" like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah I want to go home, and I'll have a nap when I get there.

I'm not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out... I mean, don't they have thoughts?

If people were meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters.

When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.

In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.

I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.