Sleep Quotes

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!

My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can't fall asleep.

When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.

Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today.

People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out... I mean, don't they have thoughts?

Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep.

Those who snore always fall asleep first.

I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.

Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet.

How to do sit-ups: Lay down, hands behind your head. Wow, this is a good position for a nap. Maybe I'll just take a nap.

Sleeping is hard in the summer because the blankets are too warm, but without them I am vulnerable to monsters.

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like "just kidding."

Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?