Sleep Quotes
My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can't fall asleep.
Anonymous When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.
Anonymous
Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today.
Anonymous
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet.
Anonymous
How to do sit-ups: Lay down, hands behind your head. Wow, this is a good position for a nap. Maybe I'll just take a nap.
Anonymous
Sleeping is hard in the summer because the blankets are too warm, but without them I am vulnerable to monsters.
Anonymous
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