He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Just once I'd like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear "Monday has been cancelled," and then go back to sleep.Anonymous
Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.Anonymous
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
They call it "fell asleep" but it should be more like "entered a mental state of regeneration."Anonymous
I'm a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.Anonymous
I can't sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.Anonymous
I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.Anonymous
Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it's time to fall asleep.Anonymous
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