Sleep Quotes

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.

People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

They call it "fell asleep" but it should be more like "entered a mental state of regeneration."

Dear sleep, I'm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

I'm a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

I'm off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.