Sleep Quotes

He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.

Don't wake me up! I'm studying.

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

I'm off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

Just once I'd like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear "Monday has been cancelled," and then go back to sleep.

Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

They call it "fell asleep" but it should be more like "entered a mental state of regeneration."

I'm a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

Just because I'm awake doesn't mean I'm ready to do things.

I can't sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.

I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it's time to fall asleep.

My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can't fall asleep.