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For the best seat in the house, you'll have to move the dog.

For the best seat in the house, you'll have to move the dog.

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Newspaper Ad. FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog. Anonymous
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My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it. - Anonymous
My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it. Anonymous
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