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Never stand between a dog and the fire hydrant.

You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.

Two fleas are coming out of a bar when one asks the other 'Do we take a dog or do we walk home?'

I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.

Newspaper Ad. FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog.

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing, right in your ear.

If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog.

To a dog, a fire hydrant under maintenance is like a bathroom that's out of service.

My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.

My windows aren't dirty, my dog is painting.