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You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.
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Two fleas are coming out of a bar when one asks the other 'Do we take a dog or do we walk home?'
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I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.
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How does the healthy dog bark? Ruff Ruff.
How does the cold dog bark ? Scarf Scarf.
How does the confused dog bark? Wutf? Wutf?
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How does the cold dog bark ? Scarf Scarf.
How does the confused dog bark? Wutf? Wutf?
Anonymous
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing, right in your ear.
Dave Barry
If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog.
Anonymous
I was thinking of getting a German Shepherd once, but I didn't want to learn another language just to have a dog.
Anonymous
I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I'm gonna need everybody to stop living here.
Anonymous
Two mysterious people live in my house. "Somebody" and "Nobody." Somebody did it and nobody knows who.
Anonymous
Today I saw a woman talking to her cat, she really thought the cat understood. I told my dog when I got home... we both had a good laugh.
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