Anonymous Quote

When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!!

I love my job only when I'm on vacation.

If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.

Actual meanings of various terms:
TEAM WORK: Having somebody else you can blame it on.
HARDWARE: The part of a computer you can kick when there are software problems.
IMPATIENT: Somebody who is waiting in a hurry.
INFLATION: Paying today's prices with last year's salary.

Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job.

I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y".

Hate your job? Join our support group! It’s called EVERYBODY. We meet at the bar.

Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels.

Interviewer: So tell me about yourself. Me: I'd rather not.. I kinda want this job.

There's just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.