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Listen, before I had my coffee I didn't know how awesome I was going to be today either.
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TEAM WORK: Having somebody else you can blame it on.
HARDWARE: The part of a computer you can kick when there are software problems.
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TEAM WORK: Having somebody else you can blame it on.
HARDWARE: The part of a computer you can kick when there are software problems.
IMPATIENT: Somebody who is waiting in a hurry.
INFLATION: Paying today's prices with last year's salary.
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I don't understand what's bothering you honey, I bring you coffee in bed every morning, all you have to do is grind it.
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