In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.Anonymous
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.Anonymous
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
You know what part I like about waking up early? None.. let me go back to sleep.Anonymous
I'm not sure how long my body can handle this "getting out of bed early in the morning" nonsense.Anonymous
Legend says that when you can't sleep, it's because you're awake in someone's dream. So if everyone could stop dreaming about me, that would be great.Anonymous
Just because I'm awake doesn't mean I'm ready to do things.Anonymous
I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.Anonymous