He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.
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I might wake up early and do some exercise, or I might win the lotto, the odds are the same.
I wake up looking better every day, but today I'm exaggerating.
When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.
Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.
You know what part I like about waking up early? None.. let me go back to sleep.
I'm not sure how long my body can handle this "getting out of bed early in the morning" nonsense.
I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.
Just because I'm awake doesn't mean I'm ready to do things.
Another fine day ruined by responsibilities...
Legend says that when you can't sleep, it's because you're awake in someone's dream. So if everyone could stop dreaming about me, that would be great.
If every day is a gift, then today I got socks.
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
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