Funny Phone & Cell Phone Quotes and Sayings

Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.

I miss the days when you could just push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phone.

I just spent half an hour looking for my phone in the car, using the flashlight on my phone.

I'll call it a smartphone when I yell "Where's my phone?" and it yells back "Down here in the couch cushions!"

What's happening with your phone, every time I call you it says 'The subscriber you're calling is a monkey, please contact the zoo.'

Got a new phone today, my old one failed the swimming test.

Dear phone, if you didn't light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn't have died so quickly!

I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever.

Hmmm this text message is a little too harsh, I'll add LOL at the end.

If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.

According to Archimedes' principle, what happens when you jump in a bathtub full of water? Answer: The phone rings.

If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them.