Funny Phone & Cell Phone Quotes and Sayings
I miss the days when you could just push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phone.
Anonymous
I just spent half an hour looking for my phone in the car, using the flashlight on my phone.
Anonymous I'll call it a smartphone when I yell "Where's my phone?" and it yells back "Down here in the couch cushions!"
Anonymous
What's happening with your phone, every time I call you it says 'The subscriber you're calling is a monkey, please contact the zoo.'
Anonymous
Dear phone, if you didn't light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn't have died so quickly!
Anonymous
If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.
Anonymous
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