Funny Phone & Cell Phone Quotes and Sayings

I miss the days when you could just push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phone.

How come iPhone chargers are not called apple juice?

Why must I prove that I am me when I pay bills over the phone? Did some else call to pay my bills, and if they did, why don't you let them?

Got a new phone today, my old one failed the swimming test.

Sorry I didn't pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.

I'm having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by...

According to Archimedes' principle, what happens when you jump in a bathtub full of water? Answer: The phone rings.

Hmmm this text message is a little too harsh, I'll add LOL at the end.

How do you make your cell phone smarter? Turn up the brightness.

I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever.

I just spent half an hour looking for my phone in the car, using the flashlight on my phone.

I'll call it a smartphone when I yell "Where's my phone?" and it yells back "Down here in the couch cushions!"

If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them.