I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number. Anonymous
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study. Anonymous
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap. Anonymous
Kids, I don't know if our ceiling is the best ceiling... but it's definitely up there. Anonymous
For you, I would swim across the ocean. LOL, just kidding, there are sharks in there. Anonymous
Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious. Anonymous
If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline. Anonymous
Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly. Anonymous
Cleaning the house while your kids are still home is like shoveling while it's still snowing. Anonymous
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Anonymous
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control. CoolFunnyQuotes.com