I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
Luckiness top moment: To get run over by an ambulance.
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.
What I do when I see someone pretty is, I stare, I smile then when I get tired I put the mirror down.
Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears.
Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain.
Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile.
But when you fart just one time...
If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling.
I'm not frowning, I'm just smiling upside down.
Smile while you still have teeth.
Learning a foreign language is pointless, I’m not even allowed to talk to strangers.
Happiness does not have a price tag so smile.
That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master.
Don't worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes.
That moment when you spell a word so wrong, even auto-correct is like "I've got nothing man."
Smiles are contagious... be a carrier.
That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.
That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you're shopping for something else because they just won't budge.
That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you're not home.
That awkward moment you can't understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.
Listen, smile, agree.. Then do whatever you were gonna do anyway.
You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither!
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