That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you're shopping for something else because they just won't budge.
That awkward moment when you've said "What?" three times, so you just say "Oh, yeah.." even though you have no idea what they said.
That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.
That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with ONLY a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
Luckiness top moment: To get run over by an ambulance.
Store front sign: Entire store on sale, everything $1 or more.
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.
I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.'
It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master.
That moment when you spell a word so wrong, even auto-correct is like "I've got nothing man."
Sometimes I get road rage just pushing a shopping cart in a supermarket.
I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.
That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.
That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you're not home.
That awkward moment you can't understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.
You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither!
I love ordering things online because when they arrive it's like a present from me to me.
Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I'm like... I went to the grocery store.
That annoying moment when you're texting someone and auto-correct decides to join the conversation.
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