Life Quotes

Home / Life Quotes / Page 13
You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night. Anonymous
I don't want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school. Anonymous
I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch. Anonymous
One day you're 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you're 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice. - Anonymous
One day you're 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you're 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice. Anonymous
Eat Quotes
Be kind to people, and if that's too much to ask for then just be weird to people. It's the least you can do. Anonymous
People Quotes
Whenever I have a headache I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle. Anonymous
Here's human empathy for you: Things die all over our windshields and we're like, "Man, I just washed this!" Anonymous
I'm so tired of saying "Oh darn, forgot to put on my mask." Like I'm Batman or something. Anonymous
I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It's dead yarn now though. Anonymous
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control. Anonymous
Short Quotes TV Quotes
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. - Erma Bombeck
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. Erma Bombeck
Moments
In life, we must find happiness. I've been looking everywhere and still haven't found it. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com
In life, we must find happiness. I've been looking everywhere and still haven't found it. Anonymous
Happy Quotes
I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that. Anonymous
Friend Quotes
One small decision can change your life! That's why I always let someone else make my decisions, that way if something goes wrong I have somebody to blame other than myself. Anonymous
What did my doctor tell me when I rushed into his office and told him I have 40 seconds to live? Hold on a minute! - Anonymous
What did my doctor tell me when I rushed into his office and told him I have 40 seconds to live? Hold on a minute! Anonymous
Questions
Displayed 181-195 of 237 quotes.

Funny Quote Topics

Recommended Sites

Pure Love Quotes Impressive Facts Best Positive Quotes

Search our Site