Funny Lazy Quotes
Laugh about being lazy with this funny collection of quotes. Send these quotes to lazy people, or show how lazy you are by setting them on your social media status.
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.Anonymous
I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y".Anonymous
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.Anonymous
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.Anonymous
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat.Anonymous
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.Anonymous
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry.Anonymous
I'm not lazy, I'm waiting for inspiration to hit me... should be here any time now.Anonymous
Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day.Anonymous
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.Anonymous
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