Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking.
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans. Anonymous
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up? Anonymous
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. Anonymous
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead. Anonymous
I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run. Anonymous
Do you ever go out, and then something happens and you think to yourself 'this is exactly why I don't go out'? Anonymous
What's best way to build upper arm strength? Take lots of selfies. Anonymous
I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. Anonymous
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays. Anonymous
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number. Anonymous
Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation. Anonymous
I'm a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot. Anonymous