You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
Lazy Rule: Can't reach it, don't need it.
I'm not lazy, I'm on power saving mode.
I love my job only when I'm on vacation.
Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
I am too lazy to be lazy.
I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.
You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans.
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.
Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you!
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.
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