I'm a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.
I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.
There is no better moment to postpone something you don't want to do other than right now.
I am too lazy to be lazy.
I'm not lazy, I'm waiting for inspiration to hit me... should be here any time now.
I'm super lazy today. It's like normal lazy but I'm wearing a cape.
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you!
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking.
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day.
I'm not a morning person. I'm not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.
"Well at least I don't have to wake up any more." Is what I want my tombstone to say.
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