Funny Lazy Quotes
I'm not lazy, I'm waiting for inspiration to hit me... should be here any time now. Anonymous
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y". Anonymous
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet. Anonymous
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday. Anonymous
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry. Anonymous
How to do sit-ups: Lay down, hands behind your head. Wow, this is a good position for a nap. Maybe I'll just take a nap. Anonymous
I'm not a morning person. I'm not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm. Anonymous
My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can't sleep. Anonymous
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up? Anonymous
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