Funny Lazy Quotes
Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. Anonymous
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays. Anonymous
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch. Anonymous
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y". Anonymous
I haven't tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor.. so I'm sure I wouldn't like Yoga. Anonymous
I'm a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot. Anonymous
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess. Anonymous
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry. Anonymous
Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people. Anonymous
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can't sleep. Anonymous
How to do sit-ups: Lay down, hands behind your head. Wow, this is a good position for a nap. Maybe I'll just take a nap. Anonymous
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet. Anonymous
I'm not a morning person. I'm not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm. Anonymous
What type of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats. Anonymous
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