I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up?
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
I am too lazy to be lazy.
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.
I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.
I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y".
Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day.
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day.
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry.
What type of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch.
I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.
I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.
Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you!
I haven't tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor.. so I'm sure I wouldn't like Yoga.
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap.
I'm not lazy, I'm waiting for inspiration to hit me... should be here any time now.
You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans.
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking.
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