Funny Lazy Quotes

It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.

Anonymous

You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans.

Anonymous

I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep.

Anonymous

I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.

Anonymous

I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.

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Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Anonymous

I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

Anonymous

Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day.

Anonymous

I put the "Pro" in procrastinate.

Anonymous

I'm a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.

Anonymous

Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.

Anonymous

I love my job only when I'm on vacation.

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I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.

Anonymous

What type of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats.

Anonymous

I've made it from the bed to the couch. There's no stopping me now.

Anonymous

There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.

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I'm not lazy, I'm on power saving mode.

Anonymous

My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch.

Anonymous