Funny Lazy Quotes

I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up?

There is no better moment to postpone something you don't want to do other than right now.

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

I'm not lazy, I'm on power saving mode.

I've made it from the bed to the couch. There's no stopping me now.

How to do sit-ups: Lay down, hands behind your head. Wow, this is a good position for a nap. Maybe I'll just take a nap.

I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.

I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.

I'm not a morning person. I'm not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

I put the "Pro" in procrastinate.

He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.

How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can't sleep.

Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap.