Funny Lazy Quotes

There is no better moment to postpone something you don't want to do other than right now.

Anonymous

I'm super lazy today. It's like normal lazy but I'm wearing a cape.

Anonymous

Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day.

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If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.

Anonymous

Research has shown that laughing for two minutes is just as healthy as a 20 minute jog. So now I'm sitting in the park laughing at all the joggers.

Anonymous

My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.

Anonymous

Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.

Anonymous

I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.

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I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.

Anonymous

When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.

Anonymous

I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up?

Anonymous

He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.

Paddy O'Dea

I'm not lazy, I'm waiting for inspiration to hit me... should be here any time now.

Anonymous

I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

Anonymous

Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.

Anonymous

Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day.

Anonymous

I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.

Anonymous

My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch.

Anonymous