Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up?
I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.
Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap.
Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day.
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day.
I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y".
Lazy Rule: Can't reach it, don't need it.
My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can't sleep.
I'm a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.
Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.
I haven't tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor.. so I'm sure I wouldn't like Yoga.
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking.
"Well at least I don't have to wake up any more." Is what I want my tombstone to say.
I already want to take a nap tomorrow.
Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you!
What type of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats.
I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.
Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
I'm not lazy, I'm on power saving mode.
I'm a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.
I'm super lazy today. It's like normal lazy but I'm wearing a cape.
There is no better moment to postpone something you don't want to do other than right now.
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