Funny Animal Quotes
What are the two magic words that you can always use to make a shark happy? "Man Overboard!" CoolFunnyQuotes.com
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around. Anonymous
What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jump. Anonymous
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing, right in your ear. Dave Barry
Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home. Anonymous
If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge? CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Kids: How come the closet is completely full of toilet paper? Me: We're getting 3 cats, we have to pad all the walls in the house. Anonymous
I was thinking of getting a German Shepherd once, but I didn't want to learn another language just to have a dog. Anonymous
Never run away when you see a bear, unless you know you can beat some of the other runners. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Newspaper Ad. FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog. Anonymous
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
The hardest part of trying to steal one sheep is stopping the rest of them from following. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
To be a good hunter you need good eyes, a steady hand, and a loud voice so you can yell for help when you're in a tree top. Anonymous
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