Funny Animal Quotes
Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have thick fingers. Anonymous
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you. Anonymous
I love you so much I'd fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu... But a care bear, I'd definitely fight a care bear for you. Anonymous
Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around. Anonymous
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse. Anonymous
Never run away when you see a bear, unless you know you can beat some of the other runners. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Bought a talking parrot today and taught him to say "Help, I've been turned into a parrot." Anonymous
Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home. Anonymous
If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge? CoolFunnyQuotes.com
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