Funny Animal Quotes
Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the book was better!
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Pro Tip: In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place weiners and/or cheese slices in your pockets so the search dogs can find you first.
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I was thinking of getting a German Shepherd once, but I didn't want to learn another language just to have a dog.
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What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jump.
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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
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Three monkeys escaped from the zoo, one was caught watching TV, the other playing hockey, and the third one was caught reading this quote!
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What's happening with your phone, every time I call you it says 'The subscriber you're calling is a monkey, please contact the zoo.'
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