Funny Animal Quotes
What's happening with your phone, every time I call you it says 'The subscriber you're calling is a monkey, please contact the zoo.'
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What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jump.
Anonymous
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In spring birds return from their tropical vacation. Six months later they regret their decision and go back.
Anonymous
What did the dog say after walking in the desert for hours? If I don't find a tree soon I'm gonna pee on myself.
Anonymous
I love you so much I'd fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu... But a care bear, I'd definitely fight a care bear for you.
Anonymous
Bought a talking parrot today and taught him to say "Help, I've been turned into a parrot."
Anonymous
I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.
Anonymous
When I finish eating something I have to show my hands to the dog, like I'm a blackjack dealer...
Anonymous
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