Funny Animal Quotes
What are the two magic words that you can always use to make a shark happy? "Man Overboard!"
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What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jump.
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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing, right in your ear.
Dave Barry
If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?
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Kids: How come the closet is completely full of toilet paper? Me: We're getting 3 cats, we have to pad all the walls in the house.
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I was thinking of getting a German Shepherd once, but I didn't want to learn another language just to have a dog.
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Never run away when you see a bear, unless you know you can beat some of the other runners.
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The hardest part of trying to steal one sheep is stopping the rest of them from following.
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