Funny Animal Quotes

A zooology teacher asks the class 'What is the one animal in the jungle that a lion is afraid of?' The class answers: a lioness.

Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals.

I love you so much I'd fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu... But a care bear, I'd definitely fight a care bear for you.

Never play poker with the world's fastest animal, because he's a cheetah.

If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog.

Three monkeys escaped from the zoo, one was caught watching TV, the other playing hockey, and the third one was caught reading this quote!

You can teach a cat to do anything that it wants to do.

What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jump.

If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?

How was the dog's day? Ruff.

Never run away when you see a bear, unless you know you can beat some of the other runners.

Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home.

What keys can't open locks? Monkeys, donkeys and turkeys.