My windows aren't dirty, my dog is painting.
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I was thinking of getting a German Shepherd once, but I didn't want to learn another language just to have a dog.
I love you so much I'd fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu... But a care bear, I'd definitely fight a care bear for you.
How was the dog's day? Ruff.
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It was me, I let the dogs out.
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
Jacques Deval
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
How does the healthy dog bark? Ruff Ruff. How does the cold dog bark ? Scarf Scarf. How does the confused dog bark? Wutf? Wutf?
Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the book was better!
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
A. Whitney Brown
What did the dog say after walking in the desert for hours? If I don't find a tree soon I'm gonna pee on myself.
Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you. "Yeah. So is a grenade."
Never stand between a dog and the fire hydrant.
John Peer
Never run away when you see a bear, unless you know you can beat some of the other runners.
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To be a good hunter you need good eyes, a steady hand, and a loud voice so you can yell for help when you're in a tree top.
The only thing you have to fear is fear itself... and spiders.
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Bought a talking parrot today and taught him to say "Help, I've been turned into a parrot."
