Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you. "Yeah. So is a grenade."
Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion. Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion. Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion. Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight.
Have no fear of perfection, you'll never reach it.
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of not flying.
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't like the thought of being gone so long!
Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master.
Don't worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes.
Seeing a spider in my room isn't scary. It's scary when it disappears.
The only thing you have to fear is fear itself... and spiders.
"Don't worry you'll live." What are you a doctor or something?
You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.
Whoever said "Out of sight, out of mind" never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.
That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!
The best way to show a giraffe your love is to knit a scarf for it.
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