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The only thing you have to fear is fear itself... and spiders.
The only thing you have to fear is fear itself... and spiders. Anonymous
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How was the dog's day? Ruff. - Anonymous
How was the dog's day? Ruff. Anonymous
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Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around.
Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around. Anonymous
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You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared! Anonymous
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A horse is dangerous at both ends, and uncomfortable in the middle.
A horse is dangerous at both ends, and uncomfortable in the middle. Anonymous
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For the best seat in the house, you'll have to move the dog.
For the best seat in the house, you'll have to move the dog. Anonymous
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My windows aren't dirty, my dog is painting. - Anonymous
My windows aren't dirty, my dog is painting. Anonymous
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Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river. - Anonymous
Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river. Anonymous
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Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees

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Happiness is a long walk, with a dog. Anonymous
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Never play poker with the world's fastest animal, because he's a cheetah. - Anonymous
Never play poker with the world's fastest animal, because he's a cheetah. Anonymous
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I'm not bored of being quarantined, last night I even struck up a conversation with a spider. Turns out he's a web designer. Anonymous
It was me, I let the dogs out. - Anonymous
It was me, I let the dogs out. Anonymous
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The best way to show a giraffe your love is to knit a scarf for it. - Anonymous
The best way to show a giraffe your love is to knit a scarf for it. Anonymous
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A fisherman who just caught a huge salmon reels the fish in, looks at the fish and says 'I am taking you for tonight's dinner!' The fish replies 'I already ate, can we go somewhere else?' Anonymous
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