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What did the dog say after walking in the desert for hours?

What did the dog say after walking in the desert for hours? If I don't find a tree soon I'm gonna pee on myself. Anonymous

Dog Quotes Funny Tree Quotes

How does the healthy dog bark? Ruff Ruff.
How does the cold dog bark ? Scarf Scarf.
How does the confused dog bark? Wutf? Wutf?
Anonymous

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Bought a talking parrot today and taught him to say Help, I've been turned into a parrot.

Bought a talking parrot today and taught him to say "Help, I've been turned into a parrot." Anonymous

The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree. Steven Alexander Wright

Funny Tree Quotes People Quotes

Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees

David Letterman

Funny Tree Quotes Stupid Quotes

In spring birds return from their tropical vacation. Six months later they regret their decision and go back. - Anonymous

In spring birds return from their tropical vacation. Six months later they regret their decision and go back. Anonymous

Why was the rabbit chasing the frog? Because the frog kept calling out "riaabit.. riabbit.." CoolFunnyQuotes.com

To a dog, a fire hydrant under maintenance is like a bathroom that's out of service.

To a dog, a fire hydrant under maintenance is like a bathroom that's out of service. Anonymous

I don't care when people honk at me, but when geese do, I get out of the way! CoolFunnyQuotes.com

People Quotes Short Quotes

A fisherman who just caught a huge salmon reels the fish in, looks at the fish and says 'I am taking you for tonight's dinner!' The fish replies 'I already ate, can we go somewhere else?' Anonymous

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. Anonymous

Short Quotes Stupid Quotes

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

A. Whitney Brown

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. Lily Tomlin

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