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You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared! Anonymous
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A horse is dangerous at both ends, and uncomfortable in the middle.
A horse is dangerous at both ends, and uncomfortable in the middle. Anonymous
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What keys can't open locks? Monkeys, donkeys and turkeys. - Anonymous
What keys can't open locks? Monkeys, donkeys and turkeys. Anonymous
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When I finish eating something I have to show my hands to the dog, like I'm a blackjack dealer... Anonymous
I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back. Anonymous
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How was the dog's day? Ruff. - Anonymous
How was the dog's day? Ruff. Anonymous
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Kids: How come the closet is completely full of toilet paper? Me: We're getting 3 cats, we have to pad all the walls in the house. Anonymous
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It was me, I let the dogs out. - Anonymous
It was me, I let the dogs out. Anonymous
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The best way to show a giraffe your love is to knit a scarf for it. - Anonymous
The best way to show a giraffe your love is to knit a scarf for it. Anonymous
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I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status.
I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse. Anonymous
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In spring birds return from their tropical vacation. Six months later they regret their decision and go back. - Anonymous
In spring birds return from their tropical vacation. Six months later they regret their decision and go back. Anonymous
A fisherman who just caught a huge salmon reels the fish in, looks at the fish and says 'I am taking you for tonight's dinner!' The fish replies 'I already ate, can we go somewhere else?' Anonymous
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I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.
I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor. Anonymous
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Never stand between a dog and the fire hydrant.
Never stand between a dog and the fire hydrant.

John Peer

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God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.

Jacques Deval

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