I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
A. Whitney Brown
The best way to show a giraffe your love is to knit a scarf for it.
In spring birds return from their tropical vacation. Six months later they regret their decision and go back.
Never run away when you see a bear, unless you know you can beat some of the other runners.
I don't care when people honk at me, but when geese do, I get out of the way!
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees
David Letterman
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
