Funny Animal Quotes
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.Mark Twain
What's happening with your phone, every time I call you it says 'The subscriber you're calling is a monkey, please contact the zoo.'Anonymous
I'm not bored of being quarantined, last night I even struck up a conversation with a spider. Turns out he's a web designer.Anonymous
Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around.Anonymous
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
When I finish eating something I have to show my hands to the dog, like I'm a blackjack dealer...Anonymous
I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn't even know they knew how to knit.Anonymous
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees
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