Funny Animal Quotes
A zooology teacher asks the class 'What is the one animal in the jungle that a lion is afraid of?' The class answers: a lioness.
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What did the dog say after walking in the desert for hours? If I don't find a tree soon I'm gonna pee on myself.
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To be a good hunter you need good eyes, a steady hand, and a loud voice so you can yell for help when you're in a tree top.
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