Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home.
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees
I don't care when people honk at me, but when geese do, I get out of the way!
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
To a dog, a fire hydrant under maintenance is like a bathroom that's out of service.
Why was the rabbit chasing the frog? Because the frog kept calling out "riaabit.. riabbit.."
A horse is dangerous at both ends, and uncomfortable in the middle.
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