Funny Animal Quotes
A fisherman who just caught a huge salmon reels the fish in, looks at the fish and says 'I am taking you for tonight's dinner!' The fish replies 'I already ate, can we go somewhere else?' Anonymous
I don't care when people honk at me, but when geese do, I get out of the way! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
The hardest part of trying to steal one sheep is stopping the rest of them from following. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Why was the rabbit chasing the frog? Because the frog kept calling out "riaabit.. riabbit.." CoolFunnyQuotes.com
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