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For the best seat in the house, you'll have to move the dog.

For the best seat in the house, you'll have to move the dog. Anonymous

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In spring birds return from their tropical vacation. Six months later they regret their decision and go back. - Anonymous

In spring birds return from their tropical vacation. Six months later they regret their decision and go back. Anonymous

Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees

David Letterman

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Never run away when you see a bear, unless you know you can beat some of the other runners.

Never run away when you see a bear, unless you know you can beat some of the other runners. CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Know Quotes Never Quotes

Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you. "Yeah. So is a grenade." - Anonymous

Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you. "Yeah. So is a grenade." Anonymous

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

A. Whitney Brown

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. Lily Tomlin

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. Anonymous

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A fisherman who just caught a huge salmon reels the fish in, looks at the fish and says 'I am taking you for tonight's dinner!' The fish replies 'I already ate, can we go somewhere else?' Anonymous

I don't care when people honk at me, but when geese do, I get out of the way! CoolFunnyQuotes.com

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