Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home.
Never run away when you see a bear, unless you know you can beat some of the other runners.
In spring birds return from their tropical vacation. Six months later they regret their decision and go back.
What's happening with your phone, every time I call you it says 'The subscriber you're calling is a monkey, please contact the zoo.'
Why was the rabbit chasing the frog? Because the frog kept calling out "riaabit.. riabbit.."
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Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the book was better!
The hardest part of trying to steal one sheep is stopping the rest of them from following.
To be a good hunter you need good eyes, a steady hand, and a loud voice so you can yell for help when you're in a tree top.
Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have thick fingers.
Never stand between a dog and the fire hydrant.
A zooology teacher asks the class 'What is the one animal in the jungle that a lion is afraid of?' The class answers: a lioness.
I don't care when people honk at me, but when geese do, I get out of the way!
A fisherman who just caught a huge salmon reels the fish in, looks at the fish and says 'I am taking you for tonight's dinner!' The fish replies 'I already ate, can we go somewhere else?'
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
The best way to show a giraffe your love is to knit a scarf for it.
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
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