Funny Animal Quotes

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.

What's happening with your phone, every time I call you it says 'The subscriber you're calling is a monkey, please contact the zoo.'

I'm not bored of being quarantined, last night I even struck up a conversation with a spider. Turns out he's a web designer.

Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around.

It was me, I let the dogs out.

Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.

When I finish eating something I have to show my hands to the dog, like I'm a blackjack dealer...

I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn't even know they knew how to knit.

Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you. "Yeah. So is a grenade."

My windows aren't dirty, my dog is painting.

Never stand between a dog and the fire hydrant.