Funny Animal Quotes
What's happening with your phone, every time I call you it says 'The subscriber you're calling is a monkey, please contact the zoo.'
Anonymous
I'm not bored of being quarantined, last night I even struck up a conversation with a spider. Turns out he's a web designer.
Anonymous When I finish eating something I have to show my hands to the dog, like I'm a blackjack dealer...
Anonymous I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn't even know they knew how to knit.
Anonymous
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