Funny Animal Quotes

The only thing you have to fear is fear itself... and spiders.

The hardest part of trying to steal one sheep is stopping the rest of them from following.

The best way to show a giraffe your love is to knit a scarf for it.

What did the dog say after walking in the desert for hours? If I don't find a tree soon I'm gonna pee on myself.

Newspaper Ad. FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog.

Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the book was better!

Bought a talking parrot today and taught him to say "Help, I've been turned into a parrot."

What are the two magic words that you can always use to make a shark happy? "Man Overboard!"

I was thinking of getting a German Shepherd once, but I didn't want to learn another language just to have a dog.

For the best seat in the house, you'll have to move the dog.