Funny Animal Quotes

Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you. "Yeah. So is a grenade."

You can teach a cat to do anything that it wants to do.

It was me, I let the dogs out.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have thick fingers.

What are the two magic words that you can always use to make a shark happy? "Man Overboard!"

Never run away when you see a bear, unless you know you can beat some of the other runners.

The hardest part of trying to steal one sheep is stopping the rest of them from following.

What keys can't open locks? Monkeys, donkeys and turkeys.

Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home.

I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn't even know they knew how to knit.

To be a good hunter you need good eyes, a steady hand, and a loud voice so you can yell for help when you're in a tree top.