Funny Animal Quotes
Why was the rabbit chasing the frog? Because the frog kept calling out "riaabit.. riabbit.." CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have thick fingers.Anonymous
What are the two magic words that you can always use to make a shark happy? "Man Overboard!"CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Never run away when you see a bear, unless you know you can beat some of the other runners.CoolFunnyQuotes.com
The hardest part of trying to steal one sheep is stopping the rest of them from following.CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home.Anonymous
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn't even know they knew how to knit.Anonymous
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