Funny Animal Quotes
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing, right in your ear. Dave Barry
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree. Steven Alexander Wright
A fisherman who just caught a huge salmon reels the fish in, looks at the fish and says 'I am taking you for tonight's dinner!' The fish replies 'I already ate, can we go somewhere else?' Anonymous
Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have thick fingers. Anonymous
Three monkeys escaped from the zoo, one was caught watching TV, the other playing hockey, and the third one was caught reading this quote! Anonymous
What's happening with your phone, every time I call you it says 'The subscriber you're calling is a monkey, please contact the zoo.' Anonymous
To a dog, a fire hydrant under maintenance is like a bathroom that's out of service. Anonymous
In spring birds return from their tropical vacation. Six months later they regret their decision and go back. Anonymous
The hardest part of trying to steal one sheep is stopping the rest of them from following. Anonymous
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