Funny Animal Quotes
A fisherman who just caught a huge salmon reels the fish in, looks at the fish and says 'I am taking you for tonight's dinner!' The fish replies 'I already ate, can we go somewhere else?'
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In spring birds return from their tropical vacation. Six months later they regret their decision and go back.
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Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals.
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The hardest part of trying to steal one sheep is stopping the rest of them from following.
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If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?
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How does the healthy dog bark? Ruff Ruff.
How does the cold dog bark ? Scarf Scarf.
How does the confused dog bark? Wutf? Wutf?
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How does the cold dog bark ? Scarf Scarf.
How does the confused dog bark? Wutf? Wutf?
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