Funny Animal Quotes
What's happening with your phone, every time I call you it says 'The subscriber you're calling is a monkey, please contact the zoo.'
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Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the book was better!
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In spring birds return from their tropical vacation. Six months later they regret their decision and go back.
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Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals.
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The hardest part of trying to steal one sheep is stopping the rest of them from following.
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How does the healthy dog bark? Ruff Ruff.
How does the cold dog bark ? Scarf Scarf.
How does the confused dog bark? Wutf? Wutf?
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How does the cold dog bark ? Scarf Scarf.
How does the confused dog bark? Wutf? Wutf?
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What are the two magic words that you can always use to make a shark happy? "Man Overboard!"
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