Funny Animal Quotes
A fisherman who just caught a huge salmon reels the fish in, looks at the fish and says 'I am taking you for tonight's dinner!' The fish replies 'I already ate, can we go somewhere else?'
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The hardest part of trying to steal one sheep is stopping the rest of them from following.
CoolFunnyQuotes.com What did the dog say after walking in the desert for hours? If I don't find a tree soon I'm gonna pee on myself.
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Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the book was better!
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How does the healthy dog bark? Ruff Ruff.
How does the cold dog bark ? Scarf Scarf.
How does the confused dog bark? Wutf? Wutf?
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How does the cold dog bark ? Scarf Scarf.
How does the confused dog bark? Wutf? Wutf?
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Bought a talking parrot today and taught him to say "Help, I've been turned into a parrot."
Anonymous What are the two magic words that you can always use to make a shark happy? "Man Overboard!"
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