The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
More Quotes by Lily Tomlin
I once finished first on my running team, then the coach asked me where everyone else is.
I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.
It's not important to win, it's important to make the other guy lose.
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
Shopping is the only exercise I need.
You never run out of things that can go wrong.
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