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How does the healthy dog bark? Ruff Ruff.
How does the cold dog bark ? Scarf Scarf.
How does the confused dog bark? Wutf? Wutf?
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How does the cold dog bark ? Scarf Scarf.
How does the confused dog bark? Wutf? Wutf?
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If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog.
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I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.
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I was thinking of getting a German Shepherd once, but I didn't want to learn another language just to have a dog.
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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing, right in your ear.
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What did the dog say after walking in the desert for hours? If I don't find a tree soon I'm gonna pee on myself.
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