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If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog.

I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.

For the best seat in the house, you'll have to move the dog.

To a dog, a fire hydrant under maintenance is like a bathroom that's out of service.

My windows aren't dirty, my dog is painting.

How was the dog's day? Ruff.

I was thinking of getting a German Shepherd once, but I didn't want to learn another language just to have a dog.