Mary Bly Quote

Today I saw a woman talking to her cat, she really thought the cat understood. I told my dog when I got home... we both had a good laugh.

All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy.

What did the dog say after walking in the desert for hours? If I don't find a tree soon I'm gonna pee on myself.

Two fleas are coming out of a bar when one asks the other 'Do we take a dog or do we walk home?'

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.

Newspaper Ad. FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing, right in your ear.

Never stand between a dog and the fire hydrant.

If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?