Famous Funny Quotes
A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest. Winston Churchill
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z - keeping your mouth shut. Albert Einstein
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy. Frank Zappa
A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.' Steven Alexander Wright
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? George Carlin
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. Dave Barry
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