Famous Funny Quotes
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.Winston Churchill
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.Albert Einstein
The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?
A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.'Steven Alexander Wright
Once you can accept the universe as being something expanding into an infinite nothing which is something, wearing stripes with plaid is easy. Albert Einstein
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.Groucho Marx
There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!'
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