Famous Funny Quotes
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Albert Einstein
A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.' Steven Alexander Wright
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?
Once you can accept the universe as being something expanding into an infinite nothing which is something, wearing stripes with plaid is easy. Albert Einstein
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. Groucho Marx
There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!'
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