Albert Einstein Quote
Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school. Albert Einstein
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
Learning a foreign language is pointless, I’m not even allowed to talk to strangers. Anonymous
I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal. Anonymous
Been there done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn. Anonymous
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. Groucho Marx
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. Albert Einstein
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. Dave Barry
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. Dave Barry
After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess. Anonymous