The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
More Quotes by Albert Einstein
Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Genius without education is like silver in the mine.
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.
You're born free, then you're taxed to death.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
Don't be stupid, it might make you famous.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23.
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice' ?
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.
In grammar class the teacher asks her student: When you sing you say 'I sing' what do you say when your brother is singing? I say 'shut up you're a terrible singer'.
New year resolutions you can actually keep! Skip more classes in school. Call in sick at work more. Go shopping more often. Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers. Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits. Do less exercise and watch more TV.
Sometimes you succeed.... and other times you learn.
An expert is a person who has made every possible mistake in a small field of study.
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
