Albert Einstein Quote
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal. Anonymous
Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake. Anonymous
A girl called me once and said "come over, nobody is home!" I went there and she was right, nobody was home! Anonymous
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. Albert Einstein
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. Anonymous
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education. Albert Einstein
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. Dave Barry
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. Dave Barry
Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school. Albert Einstein
Today I saw something through a store window that was truly stunning, beautiful and sexy. I wanted to get it for you, but then I realized it's my own reflection! Anonymous
What is the one machine at your local gym you should use to impress the ladies? The bank machine. Anonymous