Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.
More Quotes by Albert Einstein
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23.
Genius without education is like silver in the mine.
Studying top moment: to exercise your memory and start sweating.
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.
In grammar class the teacher asks her student: When you sing you say 'I sing' what do you say when your brother is singing? I say 'shut up you're a terrible singer'.
New year resolutions you can actually keep!
Skip more classes in school.
Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.
Bathroom sign above toilet: It's like basketball, the basket is bigger than the ball! Learn to score properly!
Sometimes you succeed.... and other times you learn.
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
Been there done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.
For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.
Sometimes I can't tell if I'm in preschool or school... Oh wait, I'm at work.
If Facebook has taught us anything it's that a lot of people aren't quite ready for a spelling bee.
I've learned so much from my mistakes, I'm thinking of making a few more.
If I had just one hour left to live, I'd spend it in Math class... it never ends.
I'm so glad I learned about parallelograms instead of how to do taxes. It's ready handy this parallelogram season.
Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
I don't always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don't know exactly what they do.
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