The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?
I have the worlds largest seashell collection. You may have seen it, I keep it spread out on beaches all over the world.
You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.
Henry Louis Mencken
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
If there's no love in the world,... let's make some.
Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.
My windows aren't dirty, my dog is painting.
I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again!
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.
In a room full of art, I'd still stare at you.
I made a huge to do list for today. I just can't figure out who's going to do it.
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
George W. Bush
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