One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the book was better!
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet.
Never judge a book by it's movie
A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.'
Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I'm like... I went to the grocery store.
With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.
The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?
After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23.
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