If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.
Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do. Anonymous
I only check my voice mail to get rid of the annoying little icon. Anonymous
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Give me your photo so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas. Anonymous
Christmas is a competition between who gives up first: Your feet or your wallet. Anonymous
Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time. Anonymous
There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing. Anonymous
Kids, I don't know if our ceiling is the best ceiling... but it's definitely up there. Anonymous