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Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do.

I only check my voice mail to get rid of the annoying little icon.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Give me your photo so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.

Christmas is a competition between who gives up first: Your feet or your wallet.

Don't disturb me, I am disturbed enough already.

Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time.

There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.

Kids, I don't know if our ceiling is the best ceiling... but it's definitely up there.

Parenthood, the scariest hood to go through.

I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.