I once finished first on my running team, then the coach asked me where everyone else is.
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
Never run away when you see a bear, unless you know you can beat some of the other runners.
The difference between running and walking is a lot more apparent when you have to go to the bathroom.
Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend.
Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night.
It's not important to win, it's important to make the other guy lose.
Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.
If you let out a loud fart and someone hears you, just yell "Jet Power" and start running.
The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.
Shopping is the only exercise I need.
Always run away from temptations... but slowly, so they can catch up to you.
Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day.
Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day.
Working in a team means spending half your time convincing the others that your idea is better than theirs.
The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you.
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