For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.
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If I had just one hour left to live, I'd spend it in Math class... it never ends.
I don't always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don't know exactly what they do.
Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.
After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.
Genius without education is like silver in the mine.
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.
In grammar class the teacher asks her student: When you sing you say 'I sing' what do you say when your brother is singing? I say 'shut up you're a terrible singer'.
In Math class we learned more about algebra today, such as X+10=Y should I care?
A few days ago I lost my weapon of Math instruction... my trusty pocket calculator.
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you.
Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.
New year resolutions you can actually keep!
Skip more classes in school.
Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.
If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.
I liked the movie Titanic, my favorite character was the iceberg.
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