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Drinking after work is fine, but if you really want to enjoy working then drink before work.
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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
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The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist.
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In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
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What is the difference between having a cold beer and going to the bathroom? About 35 minutes.
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A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.
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How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
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