Anonymous Quote

The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well.

I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

I drank so much Vodka last night that this morning I woke up with a Russian accent.

Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.

I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist.

In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria.