Don't drink to forget me, you'll end up seeing me double.
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Whomever tries to drown their sorrows by drinking should know one thing: they know how to swim!
Drinking after work is fine, but if you really want to enjoy working then drink before work.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking.
The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well.
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