Dear LOL, thank you for being there for me all those times I never had something else to say.
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Me: For the first time in life, things seem to be getting better. :)
Life: LOL, give me a second!
Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake.
Dear automatic flushing toilet... I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn't done yet.
For you, I would swim across the ocean. LOL, just kidding, there are sharks in there.
Hmmm this text message is a little too harsh, I'll add LOL at the end.
Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can't beat surfing the net.
Dear auto-correct, that's not what I was trying to say. I'm getting tired of your shirt.
Dear phone, if you didn't light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn't have died so quickly!
Instead of LOL why don't you try LOLWKASF: Laughing Out Loud While Keeping A Straight Face.
I'm tired of adding 'LOL' to the end of my texts for sensitive people. I said what I said, deal with it.
I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.
I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it.
The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well.
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
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