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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days. Anonymous

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Out of my mind! Back in five minutes. Anonymous

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I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it. Anonymous

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I would go out of my mind, but I can't find the exit. Anonymous

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I'm not crazy, my unicorn just needs a tuneup. Anonymous

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Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day. Anonymous

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I'm not frowning, I'm just smiling upside down. Anonymous

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I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway. Anonymous

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Whatever it is -- I didn't do it! Anonymous

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Growing up is amazing, until you get old! Anonymous

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Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'? Anonymous

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What great energy, intelligence, and magnificent beautiful eyes... But enough about me, how are you doing? Anonymous

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You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here. Anonymous

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I don't have the time or crayons to explain myself to you. Anonymous

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A fisherman who just caught a huge salmon reels the fish in, looks at the fish and says 'I am taking you for tonight's dinner!' The fish replies 'I already ate, can we go somewhere else?' Anonymous

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