When the cop told me to give him my first name and last name I told him, 'Are you crazy? What's my name going to be then?' Anonymous
I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it. Anonymous
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
If you have crazy friends you have everything you'll ever need. Anonymous
I don't go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. Anonymous
Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn. Anonymous
Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy. Anonymous
You don't have to be crazy to hang out with me... I'll train you. Anonymous
I'm the kind of crazy you weren't warned about because no one knew this level existed. Anonymous
Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you. Anonymous
You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted! Anonymous
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. Woody Allen
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. Anonymous
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."