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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like "just kidding." Anonymous
Moments Sleep Quotes
Oh Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey. Hey, Hey Mickey! Face it, you didn't read that, you sang it. Anonymous
Life always has it's ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy. Anonymous
Life Quotes
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My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up. Anonymous
Life Quotes Short Quotes
My kid asked me why a corn field is not full of popcorn after a lightning strike. I don't know either. Anonymous
A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I'm not overweight, I'm on the wrong planet. Anonymous
Life Quotes
People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate. Anonymous
Exercise Quotes
Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye. Anonymous
Short Quotes
Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat. Anonymous
Eat Quotes Short Quotes
My fake plants died because I didn't pretend to water them. - Anonymous
My fake plants died because I didn't pretend to water them. Anonymous
Short Quotes
Trees.. they're all bark and no bite. - Anonymous
Trees.. they're all bark and no bite. Anonymous
Funny Tree Quotes Short Quotes
I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve. Anonymous
Short Quotes
On February 2nd the palm tree checked, and it saw its shadow... six more weeks of sunshine. Anonymous
Funny Tree Quotes
I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time. - Anonymous
I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time. Anonymous
Short Quotes Stupid Quotes Time Quotes
God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face.
God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face. Anonymous
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