Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
Three monkeys escaped from the zoo, one was caught watching TV, the other playing hockey, and the third one was caught reading this quote!
Anonymous
Dear life, I understand very clearly that you are not fair so you can stop teaching me that lesson.
Anonymous
I hate it when people text "Call me." I'm going to start calling people and as soon as they answer I'll say "text me," then hang up.
Anonymous
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Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say "I know it's hard, but you'll be okay. Here's a coffee and a million dollars."
Anonymous
If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?
Anonymous
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!
Anonymous
My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.
Anonymous