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Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.

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Skip more classes in school.
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I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. Anonymous
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I'm so sorry about what I said when I was hungry. Anonymous
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A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. Anonymous
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