I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like "just kidding."
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real. Anonymous
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning. Anonymous
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep. Anonymous
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry! Anonymous
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. Anonymous
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy. Frank Zappa